967: Phone Beds, Flip Flop 5K, & Silly Zebras

The Brain Candy Podcast

Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Have you ever wanted a bed for your phone? Do you live in the United Arab Emirates? Well, you're in luck. Ikea has the perfect thing for you. We discuss Nike's latest product that makes it easier to walk for people who were not having trouble walking (??). We created the perfect foot race, and it involves flip-flops, margaritas, and fun for the whole family. This might be our best idea yet. We learn why horses got domesticated and zebras didn't, and we also realize zebras are the reality tv personaliteis of the animal kingdom (in the worst way). We find out why octopuses are more similar to humans than we realized, except for how they might be aliens. Plus, we discuss a boy who was kidnapped that was released because he annoyed the hell out of his captors, and we stan.

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0:00.0	Hi, Sue.
0:04.0	Hey, breakwater podcast, 77.
0:08.4	Welcome, everyone.
0:11.3	Six, seven.
0:12.8	Oh, man, I am ready for that to be done.
0:20.7	So we're all the kids.
0:22.5	I know.
0:23.9	That, I want to say, shout out to parents and a round of applause.
0:29.6	We should do this with drugs.
0:31.1	Dude, you guys killed that in less than a year, which is insane because that just started. It just started when I was at camp.
0:43.8	And we were like, what is, what is this? And the people who worked in schools were like, don't worry, it's fine.
0:52.1	Everything's fine. And then, then it got real big.
0:57.3	And then I think what, where parents really won the war was Halloween. I saw multiple
1:05.7	parents dressed as like six and a seven. And when your parents are dressing as the thing that you're saying, it's no longer cool.
1:13.6	I think that what ruined it was that there is nothing more to it than just saying those
1:18.5	numbers.
1:19.2	Right.
1:20.0	And so parents could get it then.
1:22.1	Even if they didn't know what it meant, nobody knows what it means.
1:24.9	It doesn't matter.
1:25.6	You just had to say that.
1:27.0	They can work in it. So now when it happens and then I repeated. Right. Nobody knows what it means. It doesn't matter. You just had to say that. They can work in it.
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