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All I'm going to be is a joke.

All I'm going to be is a joke. Okay, all right. Hello, everybody.

It's Tuesday, September 2nd, and we've got some chopo for you i hope everyone had a great

labor day weekend and as summer draws to a close felix and i are joined once again by

alex nichols who is back with us alex welcome back what's up well uh boys uh labor day weekend is

over as i said in the you know waning hours of summer the nation

i think this weekend uh was sort of consumed by speculation is donald trump dying and uh it is my

pleasure to report today that uh no he seems like he's doing fine uh what did you guys make of that

this weekend was trump going out like chera you know like it's doing fine. What did you guys make of that this weekend?

Was Trump going out like Chera?

You know, like, it's one of those things that always be cautious about things that you want to believe to be true. But like, I have a strong suspicion that Donald Trump will live to be like 112 years old. Yeah, I mean that, like, that is the thing. like, you know, if you, anyone out there in the audience i know that some of you you're the type of americans where your grandmother is like 34 um i don't i don't

understand that but that's most people but for uh do people more of my uh my persuasion, where you have like a, you know, the youngest

grandparent you have is 98.

You know what it's like when they get sick.

Like when an 80-something, a 90-something year old, when they get cancer, it takes them like 30

years to die.

Doctors explain this to me that their bodies,

their cells are exhausted from doing body stuff their entire life.

So it's like the cancer is walking through their body and not sprinting like when someone

is younger.

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