Holy egg rolls, rolls, spring rolls, and wanton soup.

Don't even know what that meant, but here we go. You know you're on the Harlan highway when you hear that,

Malarky.

I'm your host Harland Williams, how are you gang?

Welcome to the show.

What a show we have today?

Oh my God.

I go on a pissed off rant about a public service that's available to all of us I go off I've a

pissed off moment today also some some Also some voicemails from the pavement pounders.

We'll be taking some calls and talking about some of the issues that have come up with the pavement pounders.

And unfortunately also my boss, Mr. Featherstone, drops into the studio unannounced I'm not happy about that and he's going

on about something who knows what he's gonna throw at me but uh... m Mr Featherstone is here good Lord also I'm in a place I'm alive

comedy for you some live stand-up comedy that I did just recently and really funny stuff and then also I went into

outer space by accident yeah way do you hear this I actually drove my car into

outer space and you might think you're in

outer space right now but you're not you're on the Harlan highway.

I have an announcement. You were about to go down the Harlan Highway.

Lock the door.

I don't want to be a product of my environment.

Shut up! I want my environment to be a product of me.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

So, put up this fuck to get off his phone.

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