96. You Got Shintaro

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's the 96th episode, almost to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about holiday shopping and everyone's obsession with deals. Also discussed: ginkgo biloba, Bill Clinton, Eric Trump, a very Italian story, Dwight Howard and general intolerance towards gay people, the military, religion, baseball, and favorite directors. Plus, we do Missed Connections, and Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Crazy crazy crazy crazy
0:05.5	Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy
0:11.5	Crazy
0:14.5	Hey, what's up? What's up my babies?
0:18.0	How you guys doing? Guess what cyber fucking Monday? It's cyber Monday. You know what that means every
0:25.5	You know what that means
0:27.5	Five million emails when you wake up you thought you got emails on black Friday you get emails
0:33.8	You're gonna double it. You're gonna keep doubling it the emails. You're gonna get emails on Friday
0:39.1	But you're gonna double it you're gonna get double amount of emails on Monday
0:44.2	for cyber Monday
0:47.2	So yeah, we got deals for the babies man. You go to crystalia.com and you can get this fucking hot shit right here
0:54.2	I'm wearing the delias grand slam tea you can go get that hot shit
1:00.0	You can go get a few of them. Do you know why because it wouldn't make a fucking dent if you're a
1:06.6	I mean, maybe it does make dense but my but dude
1:10.1	Go ahead and fucking back up that brink struck artwork here that somebody made
1:15.7	Marlon prues right there. We got it on the video podcast
1:20.0	We're gonna hang up some artwork every now and then that's what we're gonna do
1:22.9	I used to have the kuda there, but now it's got my face on the brinks truck and he says yum
1:29.6	We're live on my app right now for the first for the most truest babies. You got to app. You can see what's going on there
1:35.9	But yeah, man
1:37.4	Go to crystalia.com and get your and fucking cyber Monday it up
1:44.9	This is a free shipping and there's also a fucking gift if you spend enough money or some shit man
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