Well, Andrew, since you were tardy to class, did I have about you take the intro?

Absolutely. Welcome to the official podcast, the one that I've been prepared for all my life.

I've been waiting. I've been prepping. I've got my notes here. I've got my times, my calendars,

my dates, my sheets, my messages, my inbox, my outbox, my invoices, and my updogs.

And they're all dedicated to this podcast. Joining me is Jackson, Kaya, Charlie, and a Mr. Sloss.

I want to say Mr. Sloss because I feel like it sounds like a Marvel comics villain that time

forgot, you know what I mean? You want to introduce yourself to the...

Let me take that. Why don't you tell the folks at home what you do, Mr. Sloss?

I steal from the poor and I give to the rich. Oh, yeah. Just like a reverse Robin Hood.

I think the poor have had it too good for too long.

It's about damn time. Really? There's God damn poor, man. Yeah, I'm a comedian,

depending on who you ask. Well, okay. I'm asking you, are you comedy or post-comedy?

The fuck is post-comedy? Exactly. Thank you.

Jesus, it's this shit that some comics who have no talents or skill to make the audience laugh

have come up with. We're apparently now according to them, we've moved post-comedy.

It's like post-modern art where comedy isn't really about making people laugh.

That's it. That's post-comedy's description. Well, I mean, I mean, comedy,

it's comedy, the literal definition of it is to make people laugh. I'm not saying that. Yeah.

I'm adding more to it. That's why they made it into a new definition.

That's the definition. Yeah. That definition makes you racist and a bigot and the

whatever, everything, every is. That's it. God, I just, I hate this so much. I have a chip on my

shoulder about this. I'm so sorry. I'm trying to do this myself.

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