Let's get started because this is a this is a special Sarah Schneider episode. We finally got it. We got we landed her. We landed. We got her. We got Schneider folks. We got Schneider.

We got a line in Schneider.

Yeah, let's get started. Enjoy.

Oh, wait. Jesus. That was really fucking close. That was the reals that ever fucking got things got real. Bye.

If I were you.

If I were you. If I were you. If I were you. I don't know what. What I would do. What I would do. If every you. If every I were you.

If every I were you. Show dot com.

Mark and Ryan Lambert brothers. Symees. Not twins. Symees brothers. Is that a thing you can say I am. Is that a place to be from? Like a Symees cat. I think Syme is Thailand. Let's never introduce Sarah.

Thank you so much for having me. You just said that at the end after we have the entire show that you. Well, we finally got Sarah on the show and she didn't say God damn thing. We did talk about Siam for 41 minutes.

Worth it. Sarah Schneider. Hi. I don't know what we're going to do now that you're on the show because half of all the emails we get are about having you on the show. Oh, God. So now what people. What are people going to stop me? Yeah.

I'm sorry. How would people know you from our videos for one? Yeah. College Schumer for two. Yeah. You write for SNL. I do. You're nominated for an Emmy. Oh, my God. You write my.

Most people know you from our videos. Yeah. You're in nutrition tests. Well, actually the weird thing is most of our fans do know Sarah from our videos. That's true. Yeah. They're not. They're not die hard. Any fans. If this episode comes out on Monday, August.

Like 18th. Yeah. You love already know. Oh, you. You're. Yeah. This Saturday. So celebrate this moment of. I know this. What are you nominated for? I'm nominated for best original song.

Now an honor just to be nominated. Yeah. I mean, don't put words in my mouth, but yes. Are you like basking in this moment now because it's like you haven't lost.

Yeah. I'm very excited and like the possibilities there. However, we are nominated up against a song that Lynn Manuel Miranda wrote. Which is like.

Wait, is he going to give me a piece to. Yeah. Oh, it's amazing. Wait, which song did he write? He wrote this opening song for the Tonys. Oh, yeah. It's like an amazing.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That one was really good. I like watched sadly with my mouth open post nomination, but it would be an honor even to be up against it.

And you are. It would be an honor to win. It really would. Yeah. So anything else listening is in charge of that. What do you get for being nominated for an Emmy?

You get to go. Oh, so you get an invitation to the Emmys. Yeah. Well, we get to go to the creative Emmys.

Because our category is presented at the creative Emmys, which are a week before the real Emmys. It seems like the creative Emmys sound better because it's like creative.

What's the. So what's the creative Emmys versus the real Emmys performance on TV? But your song was on TV. One award ceremony is televised.

The wise and yours. Why is it yours part of the one that's televised? I think it's because there aren't usually like people you'd recognize nominated for these.

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