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Stories Are Soul Food

96: Tell the Truth about Noah (for Christmas)

Stories Are Soul Food

Canon Press

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

4.8787 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Nate wishes you Merry Christmas by means of a New Saint Andrews video he narrated, titled "Let Joy Erupt" (listen to it in this episode). After the rush of appearing in that video's B-roll with his family, Brian opens up about his sense of style being criticized as "hipster trad" by one of the video's critics. A discussion of what it's actually like to live in the Pacific Northwest ensues -- there are wolves and coyotes. This allows Brian to segue into a discussion of whether Noah and Jacob were "not really very good people," as per Twitter, and to talk with Nate about how best to tell the stories of the Patriarchs to your children when, for example, you celebrate Advent with a Jesse Tree. #Christmas #MerryChristmas #Advent #JesseTree #Noah #OldTestament #PrimevalSaints

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0:00.0

When the sun shines high, Christmas lights are unneeded.

0:04.0

In the darkness of winter, Christmas lights and Christmas joy are bright and loud and beautiful, and needed.

0:12.0

It has always been this way.

0:14.0

As easy as it may be to imagine the first Christmas through a sparkly and sentimental lens,

0:20.0

with some Unitarian

0:21.2

minstress plinking trite melodies on the piano's most annoying keys to imagine a

0:26.8

beloved young bride holding a fat-cheeked son as her gentle husband gazes on

0:31.5

in adoration the truth is nothing like a tidy staple set in a northern European

0:36.5

snow globe it is nothing like any nat staple set in a northern European snow globe. It is nothing like any

0:38.9

nativity scene ever sold. The truth involves more struggle, more darkness, more oppression,

0:45.5

more grief. The truth is a scandalous young woman sweating and groaning and straining

0:51.1

while her older angel-scolded husband plays clumsy midwife with hard calloused

0:56.7

unclean and splintered hands. The truth is a cave stable smelling of afterbirth and blood and

1:02.5

manure. The truth is an exhausted virgin mother surviving her ordeal only to have her crude sanctuary

1:09.0

invaded by coarse men from the fields come to rouse her.

1:14.0

Strangers smelling of sheep barging into her makeshift birthing room on the invitation of

1:18.9

angels to gape at her blood, the gore of her battle, her baby.

1:24.4

The truth is genocide, the slaughter of innocence, Egyptian exile, wandering wizards,

1:30.3

and somehow against all odds, joy, the joy that would change everything. As you hang your

1:36.9

lights in these dark days, as you decorate your tree and wrap undeserved gifts for those you love,

1:43.7

remember that what you do is rebellion.

1:45.0

Rebellion against the darkness,

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