Hi, my name is Lauren Garoni, and I'm Chelsea Fairless. Welcome to a brand new episode of every outfit, a podcast that explores the intersection of fashion and pop culture. Do you like our new music?

Now that we've been featured in The New Yorker, we've decided to do a bit of a pivot and make the show

really highbrow. Yeah, we've gone full Lydia tar and I'm ready for my 90-second street-wide

appearance. Same. I mean, my life is basically a Witt Stolman film now. Chelsea, can I interest you in a glass of Chateau Petrus?

It's from 1985, and as you know, the grapes in Bordeaux were just sublime that year.

Oh, darling, I'd love one.

But question, how long are we going to be doing this big?

Yeah, all right, guys.

It's like the most embarrassing thing we've ever done.

But in all seriousness, we're so excited to be in The New Yorker.

I mean, I don't need corporate magazines to validate my existence, but also the New Yorker.

But we do need corporate magazines to validate our existence to our parents. And we would

just like to say this is the best present you could have given our parents. I know. Both of our

parents are New Yorker subscribers. So such a nice, you know, early Christmas present for both of us.

But in all seriousness, we really want to thank Rachel Syme, who wrote the

piece, Emily Romer, the designer. The illustrator, Marr Hernandez, who I'm still DMing to get this

illustration from her. Okay, I sent the illustration of us to my friend Kate Jinks, and she was like,

you look like one of Virginia Woolf's lovers.

And I think you also look like one of Virginia Woolf's lovers.

Like I think we're giving major Bloomsbury group glamour.

Like it's giving Kim Jones's first Fendi collection.

So my hair doesn't look like that anymore.

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