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That's D-R-I-Z-L-Y-D-L-Y to take Destiny in their hands. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-T-D-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-E-T-T-E-T-T-O-T-T-T-T I should I'm just gonna go ahead and start if we're gonna talk about this but my hanging out with drunk people when you're not drunk is

The worst thing in the world and I agree with you hanging out with high people when you're not high is totally fine totally manageable what we were talking

about listeners is I said trade thought I had said that I was gonna get high to

communicate with them and I said I'm gonna get high to communicate with the

void which is them so yes it is me yeah so it's true I'm

the void I just want to talk to myself anyway when y'all are stoned and I'm not

stoned y'all are hilarious yeah when y''m not drunk, it's not that you're not funny, it's just that we scream

at each other anyway.

Yeah, well that's the thing we do.

There's like the level of...

Y'all are so much lighter when you're drunk and when I'm not drunk I'm so much more of an asshole

hundred percent I'm gonna shut this door I had it open to ventilate this weight out of my hotel room but now we're in here

but no I agree, I can't. Normally, I never even have to worry about hanging out with people when I'm not drunk just because, you know what my secret is?

You're always drunk. That's a secret everybody

So it doesn't bother me. That's what alcohol synonymous really is. Yeah.

Nobody knows I'm drunk. I'm anonymously an alcoholic.

I have one of them professors in college.

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