96: Half-Life - Keith & Jesse (Third Episode TBD)

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Starburns Audio

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 889 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Time for a new game. Your weapon is a crowbar, your training is a PhD in theoretical physics, and you are a complete badass. Keith and Jesse get to the bottom of what made Half-Life such a success and why governments are just flat out terrifying.

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0:00.0	Hey guys is Keith and this is Jesse this new player has joined
0:12.1	I guess about the video games people love and why they love that and today we're
0:16.0	taking crabs from space and we're being dead with crowbars that's right everybody
0:21.7	you knew what we were going to say before you click on the
0:25.3	podcast. What would you do if we were talking about a different we're like it's time for
0:29.8	Smaschy Krab? IOS game that everybody hates.
0:35.0	I'd be like, I gotta download this game.
0:37.0	Yeah, Smasgy Krab sounds great.
0:39.0	Gang, today we are talking about the PC Classic Half Life.
0:43.4	If you don't know what it is,
0:45.5	turn off the podcast because you don't deserve
0:47.7	to listen to this.
0:48.6	I'm kidding.
0:49.6	I'm kidding.
0:50.3	Stay, stay, stay, stay, listen to the podcast because we tell you what it is.
0:54.0	It's a rather informative episode.
0:56.0	So there's that.
0:57.0	There's a lot.
0:58.0	There's a lot. There's a lot. You better leave.
0:59.0	You better get out of here.
1:00.0	You better.
1:01.0	You better. You come around this neighborhood again I'll find you
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