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Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Shayne confronts his fear of claymation, Mac gets into celebrity gossip, and a man gets his head blown off in front of a child.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	.
0:05.0	. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.9	which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:38.3	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur, the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:54.4	What's the deal with Gumby? Cowboy Boy.
0:57.5	What's the deal with Gumby?
0:58.5	Why?
1:01.2	Why?
1:04.4	So the Gumby is like, I guess he's Gumby.
1:07.2	He's, he's, there's, there's him.
1:09.6	Then there's pokey, and he's kind of mean to.
1:11.8	Then there's the other red Gumby's. Yeah. They're all blockheads. But then there's Poki, and he's kind of mean to. Then there's the other red Gumbies.
1:12.5	Yeah.
1:13.3	They're all blockheads.
1:14.5	But then there's like humans.
1:15.3	Yes.
1:16.8	And dinosaur aliens.
1:18.3	And it's all a nightmare.
1:19.0	Yeah. No, it's fucked up.
1:20.3	What is Gumbie?
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