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The Horny Housewife

96-dry vaginas, a relationship lacking oral sex, and insatiable women ft.audio erotica

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Chilling out this monday with some you me and freaky fam locker room talk. its a LA LA LA listener question kinda monday, and Im shooting the shit. From a vagina that dry and frequently tears, to a women whose husband hasn't eaten her out in a decade......Iv got solutions baby. Ive got inspiration mommy's and daddies. Clarification in regards to how exactly missionary anal is achieved; women expressing their insatiability and wandering eye- the woes that come with a high drive to fuck. Today''s audio erotica is chapter 1 aka the build up; entitled "Office Hours- chapter 1". by u/Jadeoceanwrites. Chapter 2 will be read on the patreon next Wednesday. If you love audio erotica join the patreon here. Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth! Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON >> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising/collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

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0:00.0

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0:03.4

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0:10.0

Happy Monday, this is a happy Monday, sometimes I say happy Monday and I'm like oh good Monday,

0:27.0

but I love y'all so happy Monday.

0:29.6

But this is a good one, it is the first Monday that my child is in school, it's a school

0:36.1

age child, I made it, I made it and I didn't go crazy or did I or did I did I.

0:45.4

Last Monday was Leverday so you know that one didn't count and then Friday day to half

0:49.8

day but I'm not gonna you know be a bitch but I'm gonna be a bitch.

0:55.2

All my neighbors which a lot of them suck, a lot of them suck, their kids go to the public

1:00.3

schools here and they're not bad, I'm sure they're wonderful, I'm sure they're wonderful

1:04.7

but the teachers are on strike so their kids are at home with them, haha, haha, haha,

1:12.2

yes that all came from a bitchy low vibration place moving onward and upward.

1:18.4

So yeah, mommy's gotten her schedule back, you know I'm getting to work out what I want

1:24.2

now, Pilate body in it back baby, I get a little extra self care, a little extra extra

1:31.9

time to love on the fucking podcast.

1:34.4

By the way, subscribe if you're not subscribed, go listen to the archive, there's a lot of information,

1:40.4

I love when I meet y'all or y'all DM me and you're like I've gone from the beginning to

1:46.8

the end and I love see and I want to die when you share that with me I'm like you could

1:51.4

have skipped the first 20 but it's cool to hear you're like but you can see the evolution

1:56.9

and the growth and it's just really cool to listen to and that's that makes me really

2:02.4

giddy when you tell me that.

2:04.5

Last week we talked about sex positions, the week before we finished up our two part

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