96. Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. Visit https://plannedparenthood.org/defend Ready to say yes to saying no? Make the switch at https://mintmobile.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 We talk to a real scientist today 05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge? 09:49 We can’t believe you’re here 10:45 What’s up with Pluto? 13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet 25:12 Neil drops a funny joke 35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer 38:26 New comet we saw? 42:53 Pluto has a tail? 49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes 54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole? 59:59 Nick’s last questions 01:04:03 Is the sun going to die? 01:10:20 Nick not understanding clouds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We know the laws of gravity and how this works.
0:02.6	Well, when you say we know the law.
0:05.1	It is known.
0:06.5	You know the laws.
0:08.1	It is known.
0:10.3	We.
0:11.2	By a subset of the human species, how and why this is.
0:16.5	Sure.
0:17.2	Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:20.4	And today we're talking to Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Now, this is insane that you're here. I think I've got to be somewhere in the universe. I might as well be right here on your podcast. Right on this podcast. You will be the smartest person either of us will ever talk to in our entire life.
0:38.5	In our entire lives.
0:40.2	Yeah.
0:41.1	Just to catch you up, our listeners have struggled with Nick's lack of knowledge about simple things.
0:49.0	I see.
0:49.4	And so we really think this is a great opportunity, not only to promote your book, but for you to sort of explore the depths of Nick's...
0:56.7	Ignorance.
0:57.8	Yeah.
0:58.2	So therein is the challenge to the educator.
1:03.6	That's a challenge.
1:04.4	If the educator does not want to help someone who is very low in their awareness, then why do you wear the badge of educator?
1:13.7	Right.
1:14.1	I mean, just, if you only want to teach smart people, go home.
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