Can we talk about your Alani?

My Al-Nai?

First of all, he goes, did you see that drink?

He goes, did you see the thing about the Alan-I drinks?

And I go, you mean Al-Ani?

I'm sticking with Al-I.

Wait, you said that today?

We literally talked about this last week.

And you're like, that happens once every four months.

Oh, we did talk about it?

Yeah. I thought it was Alan for the longest time. Yeah, I took a risk.

But did you, do you not believe that there was a rat?

I don't, I think that was a woman faking it for internet points.

Yeah, you said that.

And I was like, while the rat was like fucked up.

Oh, yeah, she put it in there.

She went to a pet store, bought some reptile food.

I believe it.

So I googled it on my way over here because I was like, I wanted an energy drink.

And I was like, let me just see.

Which one will not have a rat contained design?

And I googled it.

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