96.7 The Girth

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online? Some light insta stalking Bryan’s radio start 96.7 The Legend The Facebook algorithm People you may know… Unboxing the BAG Bryan should do a dunk tank on an ig live Bryan the stage dad Prostate meds unboxing coming up! Bryan, your jealousy is showing… The Girth Master? A real life coke can Let your kids make their own decisions Girth Master 2: Return of The Girth Master LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So before you start gossiping about me, love, scratch your minge, sniff your fingers, because you have got bigger fish to fry.
0:11.3	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:14.4	When my kid comes to me at 18, 19, 20 years old and says, I'm not going to college.
0:19.0	But what I would like to do is take the incredible talents and gifts that God has given me. And I want to go out there and show the world what I can do. Yeah, monetize it. I think it would be hard as a parent not to say, you know what? In this situation, I have to agree with you, son. I have thought since the day that you came out of Mommy's woo-hoo that you were a special kind of kid with a big old fucking dick.
0:40.6	And you should go out there and make a living doing that.
0:43.3	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:48.6	The 30 of the morning!
0:50.3	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:53.1	I'm Brian Green.
0:54.0	This is my dear friend and the beanie baby of this show. Kristen Joy, Haudley, best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Another fantastic episode of the commercial break on deck for you. I'm not sure when that'll happen, but just stay tuned. It's in in the queue it's somewhere coming up in the future
1:12.1	we got a rather naughty little text message from someone on our one of our old phone lines
1:20.4	remember we've had 12 phone lines yes and they said been listening for a while just waiting for
1:26.9	the funny to catch up and I was like
1:28.6	oh fuck you but I couldn't thank you yeah thanks for listening that's what I said I said thanks for
1:36.0	living it's it'll be here soon don't you worry about it don't you worry about it
1:40.8	uh Leslie Liao our guest this week What a brilliant young comic she is.
1:46.2	Yes.
1:46.6	And I was just doing a little Google shirt because I like to, you know,
1:49.3	internet stalk our guests because having them on the show, I like to follow them around.
1:54.9	Just praying that they'll give us that Instagram follow we so desperately need.
1:59.3	And Leslie's all over.
2:01.1	She's all over.
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