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improv4humans with Matt Besser

96.5 Horatio Sanz, Brian Huskey, Neil Campbell

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2013

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Bonus Cut: Little Messiah - Horatio Sanz, Brian Huskey, and Neil Campbell quickly find out that taking care of a little messiah takes a lot of work on this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Enjoy! Attention humans, please go to the Earwolf forums to let us know which scenes should be in our next Best of improv4humans episode! You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

bonus episode featuring Horatio Sands Brian Husky and Neil Campbell

0:09.9

What is bothering you? Yeah, thank you, baby

0:13.6

Tissy judge took it upon herself to rename a seven-month-old boy because she found his name offensive to Christians the Civil Liberties

0:22.3

Group which had stringlessly objected found some new friends. So basically ACLU

0:28.3

Came to the defense of this Christian family who wanted to name their kid Messiah

0:35.1

Although the father had wanted to name the baby Jawan P. McCullough Jr

0:41.7

By the end of the hearing he no longer objected to this boy being called Messiah Dashaan

0:48.8

He just wanted the boy to have his surname. So he if I'm confusing your buddy. He took the

0:55.9

He went to the court to sue his wife saying hey, that kid needs my surname

1:01.8

The judge

1:03.6

Decided to give the baby a total name makeover is not in this baby's best interest to keep the first name Messiah

1:11.7

Magistrate Luan Baloo wrote and a breathtaking display of authoritarian

1:18.3

Authoritarian Gal Messiah means

1:21.8

Savior deliver and one who will restore God's kingdom Messiah is the title only held by Jesus Christ

1:30.4

They also they brought up lawyers other

1:35.4

States who have refused names including New Mexico rejected a name

1:41.8

The name was fuck sensor

1:48.4

And this one from Jersey and I remember this story. This is a couple years ago. It is amazing eight off Hitler Campbell

1:55.8

Is that related to you Neil? That's right. Oh boy. Do you remember that story though? No, I didn't hear that eight off Hitler Campbell

2:03.6

Was a white supremacist or just a big family? So one of the boys sisters that coincident was Aryan nation and uninformed

2:10.6

German who's living here in the U.S. like I love the name. What's the problem?

2:15.1

So New Mexico renamed a city truth or consequence like after a a game show game they would

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