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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

This week: The liberals forced us to address The Mueller Report, and the striking similarities between the "Save Us Mr. Mueller" faction and Q-anon

DoubleTree Inn gets cancelled with extreme prejudice after refusing to serve a group of 600 troops

and a humble businesswin facebook account tells us how to raise our giant, beautiful son.

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show
0:22.5	exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to the deserts.
0:30.5	Follow their environmental stuff. Stay tuned.
0:34.5	I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:37.6	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:40.0	The world is inning.
0:41.7	Your uncle's racist Facebook feed is responsible.
0:45.5	We're documenting it.
0:48.1	I want to give a quick shout out to a couple of users who have rated and reviewed us on iTunes.
0:56.0	Let's do Cloakle says, Heart of Darkness.
1:01.3	If you want to know how truly pigish and mean normal people are in this country,
1:06.0	dial those dang minions up.
1:09.0	So real.
1:10.2	I really like that username.
1:12.1	Let's do cloacal.
1:14.0	Because like, we all know millennials are big fans of the butt stuff, right?
1:21.0	Like, we all know millennials eat some ass.
1:24.8	And like, what, Gen Xers are like all about feet or something is that what
1:29.3	cloacal means no no no so i'm what i'm doing is i'm speculating about the new generation the zoomers
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