959: World Record Hypocrites, Deserted Island, & the Oldest Crayon
The Brain Candy Podcast
Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
We survived our live event! And better still we got to meet amazing Brainiacs and Susie got to witness Sarah embody the ghost of PeeWee Herman. It was incredible. We share how we violated one of our sacred principles when we participated in an activity we've previously railed against (we did not climb Mt. Everest). We discuss the woman who was left behind by a cruise ship on a deserted Australian island, and we debate how she died. Sarah reveals the age of the oldest crayon, but more importantly, we learn what it tells us about the human spirit. We talk about a controversial OnlyFans policy that is creating a MLM structure to the site. Sarah theorizes why costumes are getting hyperspecific, and Susie is mad about it. Plus, we learn about the female pitcher who struck out Babe Ruth, and why some people are calling foul.
00:00 - Surviving Our Live Event and Sarah's Pee Wee Herman
07:41 - Our Hypocritical Involvement in a Guinness World Record
13:05 - Finding Safer Online Dating with Hily App
16:07 - Woman Abandoned on a Deserted Australian Island
23:17 - Get Cozy with Luxurious Cozy Earth Products
25:33 - Who's Liable in Extreme Sports Accidents?
30:53 - Discovering the World's Oldest Neanderthal Crayon
36:52 - Human-Grade Nutrition for Your Feline Friends
38:47 - Creativity as a Shared Ancestral Spiritual Trait
41:41 - The Disturbing MLM Structure of OnlyFans BOP Houses
49:08 - Why Halloween Costumes Are Getting Hyper-Specific
54:43 - The Female Pitcher Who Struck Out Babe Ruth
01:01:49 - The Joyful Entertainment of the Savannah Bananas
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you, Podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Woo! |
| 0:05.0 | We're going to be nice. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm Susie. |
| 0:09.0 | Now we can actually talk about how we survived our live event. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:16.0 | We made it. |
| 0:17.0 | Shout out to everybody who came to our live event. |
| 0:19.0 | Woo! |
| 0:20.0 | Wait, wait, where is it applause? |
| 0:21.9 | Don't we have that? |
| 0:22.9 | Yeah, where's that plus? |
| 0:24.9 | Hold on. |
| 0:26.6 | Yeah, where did it go? |
| 0:27.7 | We did get our mics working. |
| 0:30.1 | We did not get our soundboard working. |
| 0:31.7 | We just have like this. |
| 0:32.9 | Oh, that is. |
| 0:34.5 | That's not the same. |
| 0:36.0 | That is not the same. |
| 0:38.0 | No, okay. Wait. same. Oh, wait. That is not the... No. |
| 0:38.4 | Okay. |
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