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🗓️ 31 October 2025
⏱️ 93 minutes
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On today's episode, Andy & DJ are joined in the studio by Becky Weiss. They discuss Trump celebrating a great meeting with Chinese Dictator Xi Jinping, Americans being shocked at Minneapolis mayoral candidate Omar Fateh pledging loyalty to the country of Somalia, and the Interstellar visitor reappearing from the sun's shadow with baffling glow unlike natural comets.
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| 0:00.0 | What's sleeping on the floor? Now my jury box froze. Fuck a bowl. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swow. Got her on bank row. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case closed. Close. What is up guys? It's Andy for selling. This is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakenness and delusions of modern society. |
| 0:23.7 | Welcome to motherfucking reality. |
| 0:25.4 | Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. |
| 0:31.3 | That's what we're going to do. |
| 0:31.9 | That's what CTI stands for, Cruz, the internet. |
| 0:34.3 | If you're new here, we're going to put topics on the screen. We're going to |
| 0:38.3 | speculate on what's true, what's not true. We're going to laugh at a bunch of these people. |
| 0:41.9 | And then we're going to talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the |
| 0:45.4 | world. If you're not familiar with the show, we do have a fee. The fee is very simple. |
| 0:52.0 | Share the show. Share the show. Don't be a ho. |
| 0:55.0 | Show the show. |
| 0:55.7 | That's it. |
| 0:57.0 | Yep. |
| 0:57.6 | Yeah, 41 seconds. |
| 0:58.7 | Yep. |
| 0:59.3 | New record. |
| 1:00.6 | All right. |
| 1:02.4 | We do have a special guest today. |
| 1:05.2 | Repeat guest all the way from across the street. |
| 1:08.6 | Building two. |
| 1:09.2 | I'm building two. |
| 1:13.1 | Becky, what's up? What what's up how's it going Andy |
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