955: MRI Panic, Cow Accents, & The Meaning of Suffering

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Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Sarah AND Susie had MRIs (separately, but still), and let's just say it didn't go well. Hear them trauma bond about it. We learn that cows have accents depending on where they live, and even their mood and what they're mooing about. And we learn how we even know that. We discuss how inspired we are by the work and life of Jane Goodall, and how her legacy will live on. We talk about how there are different expectations for different circumstances and how standards change all the time and expectations affect our perceptions. We learn about a school that is limiting the number of times students can use the bathroom, and we debate whether this is a good policy or not. And Sarah reveals the difference between having an orgasm with a woman vs. having an orgasm with a man.

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0:00.0	Well, welcome to the Brain Candy podcast.
0:05.0	This is episode 955.
0:07.0	And I am starting this out because we had some, like an incident, a scurrying incident, an incident that was possibly so traumatic that we forgot to record an entire intro to this episode. So here we are
0:24.0	doing that. And, uh, you know, sorry for the weird intro, but not sorry because hilarious
0:33.4	scurrying is like so on brand for brain candy. and I know you guys are going to think it's funny
0:37.8	so without further ado episode 955 and some chaos and scurrying oh no i hope i don't have a rat or a mouse
0:49.6	obviously i had to start recording. What are you hearing?
0:58.0	Screeing.
1:00.0	Okay.
1:02.0	Or?
1:04.0	It's raining.
1:06.0	But rain doesn't sound like that.
1:13.6	Mouth, are you in there?
1:16.6	That's hilarious.
1:19.6	Or it's day-to-day precipitation. Oh, no.
1:32.3	What is it?
1:34.3	What is it?
1:36.3	I mean, I don't hear anything now, but I felt...
1:41.3	Keep one ear off, though.
1:43.3	Okay. Because you don't want to like be blindsided for real I mean
1:47.3	Well the door shut it's not it's like a door
1:50.2	I have a door so where I record
	...

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