Mike O'Mera, Radio Entertainment.

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What more can we do for you?

It's the Mikeomera Show. The holidays are for entertaining and there's no better way to treat your guests than by serving Marcus Surta's famous maple cheese fingers.

Start by raiding your own liquor cabinet, get stinking drunk before you make your way into the kitchen.

Then take Craft American singles,

roll into one inch balls,

and wrap ten at a time into a used tube sock.

Soak the balls in a mixture of cranberry juice cocktail

and Formula 409.

Not.

After... After 30 minutes, remove the balls from the socks and roll out into cylinders with a small stick.

Sprinkle with panco breadcrums and drier lint and fry in a skillet with bacon grease and regret. The cheese will melt into little fingers and you'll top the whole skillet with craft baby marshmallows.

Top with a single raw egg refrigerate for 10 days uncovered until your ice box smells like the breath of a thousand corpses.

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