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They're getting an extra episode just like this every single week. They've had Jack Rowworth. They're getting a mystery visit. They're getting the fucking good stuff, right? There's also the Illuminati, all of that, plus access to two mental group chats and a free hat on their head. Shout out to Eugene runs our Twitter account email. Sent by God. And a big wink and a kiss, to the ladies and the gay people who listen, who are, in my opinion, and under my research, the most gorgeous and sexy ladies and gay people in the United Kingdom. I'm here, as always with Jake Fowell, and as you might be able to hear, I'm lisping ever so slightly. Can you hear that? It's not too bad. I think you might be more self-conscious about it than you're... So basically, I've... After the success of my... The success is driving me mad! After the success of my hair transplant, I might take out, I'd say. After the success of my... So we're calling the hair transplant a success, are we? So I... Come on. It looks right now. No, I'm not talking about how it looks. I'm talking about the emotional state that you've been in throughout. Oh, right.

Yeah, yeah. Sorry, we're calling the hair transplant a success, are we? So, come on. It looks right now. No, I'm not talking about how it looks.

I'm talking about the emotional state that you've been in throughout. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I remember you were borderline crying on a Zoom call from Turkey? Well, I think, I think. Coming down off ketamine. Coming down off medical grade ketamine. There's a documentary that Joe.com. UK made where they followed me out there,

and I do genuinely cry on that,

and I think that would be out around the time this comes out.

But, yeah, I mean, the point being,

I've still got this daft haircut that I don't love,

where they should... But on top of the hair transplant, SponCon, I have now got Invisaline. Yes. Sponcon. Sponcon. Spon-Con. It's killing me. It's like you don't talk much for your job, so it's fine. This is it, man. And I had to do, I will have to next week do like a, hey, Jake, I got my teeth done.

Isn't that nice?

Oh, I have to be in it?

No, no, we don't have to be in it.

I'm just going to say it to you.

And then I can say it to me like, look, I big you up. But I can be honest on this one because they won't listen to this. I mean, like, great, all that good, yeah. but I've got to put up a reel

on Instagram this morning

and this is the thing it's like...

That's the con bit.

You've got the spot now you need the con.

Right and it's when screen rock

when you, a reel on Instagram this morning and this is the thing it's like That's the con bit You've got the spot

Now you need the con

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