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An Old Timey Podcast

95: The Trial of Charles Guiteau (Part 7)

An Old Timey Podcast

An Old Timey Podcast

True Crime, Comedy, History

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

As his trial drew closer, Charles Guiteau became more delusional. He wrote demanding letters to the new president, Chester A. Arthur. He announced plans to run for president himself. He got the word out that he was looking for love — the love of a wealthy, Christian woman under 30, that is!

He wasn’t worried about what the future held. He was certain that, if he did go on trial for murder, he’d be surrounded by the country’s best criminal defense attorneys.

That didn’t happen. Instead, his long-suffering brother-in-law, Charles Scoville, stepped in. Charles Scoville was a patent attorney from Illinois. He knew he might not be able to stop the government from giving an insane man the death penalty, but he’d sure as hell try.

Remember, kids, history hoes always cite their sources! For this episode, Kristin pulled from:
The book, “Destiny of the Republic: A Tale of Madness, Medicine, and the Murder of a President,” by Candice Millard
The book, “Dark Horse: The Surprise Election and Political Murder of President James A. Garfield,” by Kenneth D. Ackerman
“Murder of a President” documentary and additional resources from PBS.org
“‘As a Matter of Fact, I Presume I Shall Live to be President’”: A Brief Biographical Sketch of Garfield’s Assassin” from the National Park Service
The Federal Judicial Center document, “United States v. Guiteau: Assassination and Insanity in Gilded Age America,” by Winston Bowman for the Federal Judicial Center
The article, “The Trial of Charles Guiteau,” by Douglas O. Linder for Famous-trials.com

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0:00.0

Hear ye, hear ye. You are listening to an old-timey podcast. I'm Kristen Caruso.

0:08.1

And I'm Norman Caruso. And on this episode, Charles Guto goes on trial.

0:14.2

Oh, is this the finale, Kristen? It is the finale.

0:18.4

Dun-da-dun-dun-dun-dun.

0:20.6

Oh my gosh.

0:21.5

I just have to say this has been a wonderful series.

0:26.1

Congratulations on reaching the finish line.

0:28.9

Thank you.

0:29.9

And you know what?

0:31.4

I'm going to use this accomplishment to plug our Patreon.

0:34.9

If you enjoyed this fantastic series on James Garfield, maybe you should show us some love by signing up for our Patreon. If you enjoyed this fantastic series on James Garfield,

0:38.0

maybe you should show us some love by signing up for our Patreon

0:41.5

at patreon.com slash old-timey podcast.

0:44.4

For just $5 a month, you get access to our entire bonus episode catalog

0:49.4

with full video, Kristen Pop Quiz.

0:51.7

How many other podcasts are doing that?

0:53.5

Zero.

0:54.4

None.

1:00.5

So please consider supporting this small, sexy, independent podcast over at patreon.com slash old-timey podcast. Thank you very much. And Kristen, the floor is yours.

1:06.3

Thank you. First of all, thank you for singing my praises because we are coming to the finish line.

1:12.9

Norm, you coined a new term last week. It's a term for us, but I'm sharing it with the history hose.

1:19.5

We're calling it the series scaries. And that's when you're doing a series and you're like, is anyone still listening?

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