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Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

95 Phocas

Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

Comedy, History

4.9742 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Phocas takes the city, and therefore the Empire. Admittedly, he has a scar down his face, and a pointy beard... but we should not judge people on their looks, this does not mean he is a bad man. The burning of people in the market-place however, that could indicate that he is a less than pleasant person... oh dear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to Total Alice Rankium.

0:26.6

I am Jamie.

0:27.2

And I'm up ranking all of the emperors from Augustus to Constantine 11.

0:31.5

Episode 95, can you believe it, 95?

0:35.7

Focus, not fuckass.

0:38.6

That's what I'm calling in.

0:39.6

Okay.

0:40.0

That's what I put it in my book as well.

0:41.2

Yes, you have.

0:42.6

Yeah.

0:43.5

It's focused today.

0:44.7

Okay.

0:45.3

High hopes.

0:46.0

Do you have high hopes?

0:47.1

Don't know.

0:47.6

Don't know. No. Good job I'm here then. Thank goodness. Yes. Okay, well, let's do a quick recap here.

0:56.3

Maurice.

0:57.2

Bonjour, monsieur.

0:58.3

Yeah.

0:59.4

He'd just been deposed, remember, in the first military coup on the capital.

1:04.5

He is murdered with his sons.

1:07.0

Meanwhile, Germanus is in the Hagia Sophia.

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