You are now entering the Bad Christian Podcast.

What's up, Schmo Hawks?

Schmo Hawks is what Larry David likes to call bad drivers on curb your enthusiasm.

Says he got it from his dad.

I was reminded of that by Logan Kale who's been on the show a few times.

Thank you, Logan, and thank you guys the rest of you for sending in nickname suggestions.

Now, I gotta say, I'm in Seattle is the best weather possible.

People knock on Seattle's weather, but it's 9.30 at night.

It's not dark yet.

It's been perfect temperature all day.

And everybody else in the country is dealing with all this hot, the humidity, the bull crap.

And yes, I live in Seattle and a crappy house called half a million dollars.

And no, I can't afford one.

But it's so cool here.

You guys gotta come.

There's smart, intelligent, creative, cool people.

The weather's great.

You gotta do it.

There's no reason to stay in Joplin, Missouri, Missouri, Montana, lost cruisers in New Mexico,

Abilene, Texas, Lakeland, Florida, whatever.

You guys need to save $300 like I did, move to Seattle, start a band, and a media empire,

and record stuff in your wife's closet.

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