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95: Final Episode

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

We go out with a bang, discussing poetry, wedding invitations, and guessing ages.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:07.0

Jake and a mere two Jews that you can't forget.

0:11.0

In 2010, they were big on the internet.

0:15.0

And all things considered, their success is more than fair. Now here's one more effort for only positive motivations they swear.

0:28.6

Seven!

0:29.6

Another podcast.

0:32.6

Each app different from the last.

0:35.6

It's the Swiss army knife of shows

0:40.0

It's your two emphatic holes

0:44.1

Damn, the theme song on the last episode hit different

0:51.2

Right?

0:52.2

Let's do another year

0:53.8

We have to just for Ferris We have to do a year more.

0:58.5

We have to do the Monchi. I know we made a hoopla, a hula-balloo, a hollabla about it being the last episode,

1:08.1

but I'm really starting to get gold feet.

1:11.0

We're not ready to go yet.

1:12.6

No, don't make me go away quite yet.

1:16.0

It's too warm in this lime life.

1:19.9

I'm in a jacuzzi, and I said I would get out in 30 minutes, but like it's freezing outside.

1:26.7

Yeah, yeah, and you were getting wrinkly and pruny,

1:29.4

but it's better than freezing to death. You know when you get wrinkly and pruny in a jacuzzi,

1:35.9

your ball sack is actually becoming smooth. It's like it basically turns smooth skin,

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