95. Enoki asks: What if JFKat could control everything? (Remastered)

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Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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When JFKat controls everything, even the story itself, will he finally realize that napping 19 hours a day might not be the best way to run a world? Maybe Abacus and Rainokhi the Rainbow can help him take the hint. Lessons include: absolute power isn’t fun; sometimes, being responsible means admitting that you need help. This remastered episode originally aired on September 24th, 2018. Caden Lane sponsors this week’s episode. Since 2005, Caden Lane has been providing quality eco-friendly clothes for kids. To get 20% off your order, visit CadenLane.com/WHATIFWORLD and use code WHATIFWORLD. Join our Patreon for ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions & submissions with a grownup's help via email at [email protected], voicemail at 205-605-WHAT (9428), Instagram @whatifworldpodcast, or snail mail: What If World (or Mr. Eric) P.O. Box 4905 Panorama City, CA 91412 Eric and Karen O'Keeffe make What If World. Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson. Advertise on What If World: [email protected]

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0:00.0	What if kittens paid the glockage beer?
0:09.0	What if unicorns were real?
0:12.0	What if you could fly? Corns were real. Only.
0:13.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:17.0	We welcome you to what if world.
0:20.0	What if world?
0:22.0	What if world? What If World, World, back to What If World, the show where your questions and ideas inspire
0:38.1	off-the-cuff stories, I'm Mr. Rarick your host, and today I have gussied up the audio of a weird and wonderful old story
0:45.7	from back when J.F. Cat was still president of What If World and it all starts with a
0:51.7	right in question from a listener named Anoki.
0:54.7	I'll read it to you now.
0:56.1	My name is Anoki and I like talking rainbows.
0:59.2	And my question is, what if J.F. Cat controlled everything and could read minds?
1:06.0	And it just so happens we had another question that ties in perfectly with yours.
1:11.0	This is from Sempy who also wrote in.
1:14.0	Mr Eric, why don't you just let me read that question?
1:18.0	Oh, well, I figure you're probably going to be in this story, so I...
1:22.0	So people are going to hear enough of my voice. Yeah actually. Do you find my voice annoying? Me? No, I mean I'm from Boston.
1:33.0	So Boston, what's Boston got to do with anything?
1:36.0	Well, you're...
1:37.0	It's just...
1:38.0	This is a perfectly acceptable new what city accent.
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