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Luke And Sassy Scott

95. Dirty Secrets and All The Dirt We Found In Our School Reports

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0 • 945 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

It's another episode of The Luke and Sassy Scott and you're in for a REAL treat and trip down memory lane. Here's what we're talking about in this episode. 

  • We go through our school reports to find out who was the better student (and let’s be real, who sounded more FUN!)

  • Terrible Parenting Advice part 2! Scott reacts to the rotten advice you’ve received when it comes to your kids and parenting 

  • Shithead Kid Bridget: The Firestarter 

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CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imaging: Matt Curry
Social Producer: Amy Code
Video Producer: Nick Barrett
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

A listener production.

0:04.9

Luke and I have many Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander mates around the country and around the world.

0:11.0

And we think it's really important that when you go to somebody's house, you say thanks for having us.

0:15.1

So Luke and I would like to say thank you to the Wurundri Woy Wurung and Bunurang peoples of the Kulin Nation,

0:22.2

the land on which this podcast is recorded on.

0:24.6

We pay our respect to their elders past and present and we extend that respect to all Aboriginal

0:30.9

and Torres Strait Islander peoples here listening past and present.

0:35.5

Always was, always will be, Aboriginal land.

0:39.8

Don't film me. You are ridiculous. Don't do that either. I'm sick of you.

0:44.0

You're a nutcase. I don't care, Luke. Look at you. You infuriate me as a human being.

0:51.9

Are you recording? Can I pick my nose?

0:54.5

Look. I'm sassy. Sassy. Sky. Do I really go to... Are you recording? Can I pick my nose? Look!

0:55.3

Sassy!

0:56.1

Sassy!

0:56.7

Sky!

0:57.5

Do I really go through your head?

0:59.4

What?

1:00.0

I go through your head.

1:01.2

What do you mean go through it?

1:02.4

Well, in the intro how it says, what goes through your head?

1:04.7

And you go, you're in your head.

1:08.4

Yeah, you're infuriate.

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