95: Be In Jail For Five Years vs Be In A Coma For A Decade | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 800 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Guest:
Dion Lack
Jazmyn W.

This week we discuss
Would you rather be in jail for five years vs be in a coma for a decade?

Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse vs a robot apocalypse?

Would you rather find a $100 bill floating in a public toilet vs a $20 bill in your own pocket

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Transcript

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0:00.0	AI might be the most important innovation ever. It's storming every industry with literally billions being invested, so buckle up.
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0:55.3	These are my fat weeks. I'm not working out. My hair is done. Better eat light.
1:03.1	Eat light. Hilarious. Yes. Yes. All right.
1:11.6	Do you coffee get your hair pressed?
1:14.6	You say what?
1:16.6	How often do you get your hair pressed?
1:20.6	I don't get it.
1:21.6	I used to wear it.
1:23.6	I've never had a relaxer, so I used to wear it straight from like middle school all the way up until I got like 20.
1:31.9	And then I got a bad haircut.
1:34.0	And I started wearing it natural.
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