949. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Your Secretly Terrifying Movie

Small Beans

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Adam and Maggie went out and found the movie that was unexpectedly terrifying to them. In both cases, of course, it’s children’s films. Maggie tells us about her new show. Adam tells us how he is unreasonable all the time. Email us suggestions for episodes at magsandganz@gmail.com. We’ll be sending out a poll for the next episode soon! Features: Adam Ganser: https://bsky.app/profile/ganz.bsky.social Maggie Mae Fish: https://bsky.app/profile/maggiemaefish.bsky.social Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store

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0:00.0	I'll show you mine if you show me your own.
0:14.0	Ah, up, oh, oh, oh, okay.
0:17.9	Rolling, rolling.
0:19.3	Oh, I don't want to sing that song.
0:22.2	I want you to know you've done that exact bit.
0:24.7	Oh, no!
0:25.2	Maybe a hundred times.
0:28.2	Like, that's your version of me saying, I think it's your turn to pick.
0:32.8	5-8-8-2-300 Empire.
0:36.2	You know, there's just some things. You know, you and I do have a DJ quality. We do. Yeah, three hundred. Empire. You know, there's just some things.
0:37.8	You know, you and I do have a DJ quality. We do. Yeah, we could have been great DJs. Oh, we could have been great. Can you imagine if we had to run the 90s hits? Oh, all day long. Yeah. I mean, I would have gotten tired of Aerosmith because why are they around so much in the 90s? You know? We could have made a difference.
0:54.3	We could have stopped playing them,
0:56.7	pulled them off of our radio. Because why are they around so much in the 90s? We could have made a difference.
0:54.3	We could have stopped playing them, pulled them off of our radio waves. Then they would have been the ones crying. Yeah. We could have done it. They would have closed that Disney ride much sooner. We wouldn't have had as many Michael Bay movies. Good. Because Aerosmith wouldn't have scored. Wow. Then think about. Wow. Yeah. Armageddon was the word I was missing.
1:12.0	Yes.
1:12.1	We could change the world.
1:13.4	We could change history.
1:14.0	Yeah.
1:14.4	We would have scored. Wow. Then think about. Wow. Yeah. Armageddon was the word I was missing.
1:11.9	Yes.
1:12.0	We could change the world.
1:13.3	We could change history.
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