949: Grimace, David's Eyes, & Butt-Sniffing Bandit

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Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Sarah almost got swindled by her mechanic, but she's putting her foot down on the brakes. We learn what McDonald's claims Grimace is, and why Susie thinks they are lying and doing revisionist history for lolz. Sarah found out a fun fact about the David statue, but she is convinced it's a Mandela Effect situation. We learn why Disney theme parks are no longer trying to be affordable in any way, and they are fully embracing income inequality. Plus, Sarah teaches us roller coaster lingo. And there is a new predator to worry about, and evidently he's into sniffing butts.

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0:00.0	Susie. Hi. Hello. What's happening? Oh, I was, there was actually something that was just happening that I was going to vent about.
0:14.9	Ooh, I love a vent. And it was recent, like happened in the last 10 minutes of my life in between and now I don't oh I do remember I need I need
0:25.3	advice which I suppose this is like I could Google this but why when I just have you here and this is
0:30.2	what we're doing um you know when you you think I would know this kind of stuff?
0:40.4	Because I know about like car maintenance and all that.
0:41.0	Yes. But what I don't know about is the integration of technology and car maintenance.
0:47.3	Yeah.
0:47.5	So I am somebody who puts the high grade synthetic oil, like the nice stuff. I'm like, yeah, give me the
0:55.8	best stuff you got for my baby out there, you know? What's her name? Uh, Macy Gray. M.G.
1:03.7	For short. M.G. is her stud name. And why is that? Because she kind of squeaks a little bit,
1:09.3	like has a high pitch kind of squeal when she
1:11.4	drives really fast on the highways.
1:13.4	And so it kind of is like a little bit whiny and kind of like, but not whiny in like a good way.
1:19.7	And, you know, it's like it.
1:21.0	So it makes an interesting noise.
1:22.7	And, uh, uh, is gray.
1:27.2	So. Is your truck gray?
1:30.6	Yeah, it's like a, they call it cement.
1:33.3	Okay.
1:34.1	Like the gray with like greenish undertones and cement colored.
1:37.5	It's really, it's like to comb a cement.
1:39.7	She is.
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