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How Long Gone

948. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in L.A. We chat about Instagram grids, buying MP3s, Trump lusting after Jaxson Dart’s creamy thighs, Taylor and Kelce pounding brews courtside at MSG, Spencer Pratt’s campaign developments, $tephen Colbert’s goodbye, Hasan Piker in the SSENSE Final Sale bins, wine-and-sardine-bar employee exploration, new things happening with Belle Burden’s Strangers, who Drake should be dating, and a podcaster proclaiming his week was ruined by three glasses of wine. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Stateside with Kai and Carter, a new podcast from The Guardian. And they are using this podcast to slow down the news and wrestle with the questions that we all have about what's happening in the world. And they do it three times a week, Jason. Does that sound familiar to you? We don't really talk about, you know, a lot of international global news items and climates and cultures and sports and things like that we do talk about fashion and

0:22.1

wellness but for everything else kai and carter are a great place all right so who couldn't

0:27.5

use more news listen wherever you get your podcast or watch on youtube Come on, you son of a bitch.

0:50.8

How long gone.

0:52.7

Sunday morning, the rain's coming down in manhattan it's a real

0:56.2

shit hole out there really oh man it's bad dude it's you know somebody actually there's this

1:01.4

ongoing joke online that that it only rains in new york on the weekends and someone did the

1:06.7

actual research and it's like it's some insane percentage of weekends have like 70% of

1:12.1

new york weekends have rain thank god you and i don't really have weekends or prescribed to that

1:17.4

you know every day is the same baby when you look at it the right way that's what i always say

1:21.8

but i did have to suit up in all my gear and my fucking umbrella to go to the gym you know it's just it really is after okay

1:28.6

you got you got your coggins guilt your uh your your your waiters on to go to go to go ruck down

1:35.5

to integral i had to no i know just a regular arctic shell but you know that i got the umbrella

1:41.5

it's just it requires it's tough to walk in text when you got the water bottle and the umbrella it's you know what i mean it's just it's real it's it's commuter hours over here it sucks maybe um swing by amazon the little barber section get one of the hoods little kind of capes but that has the clear window so you could still look at your phone for navigation you're talking about when i go to

2:01.0

the hood barbershop and they got the the fake supreme cape with the the hole in it so you can text

2:06.1

your boys i don't um i don't need to text that bad i was able to keep my phone in the pocket but it's

2:11.9

just one of those things and you can get around manhattan at this point without using google maps right

2:15.3

i mean depends on where you want me to go bro i mean my I mean, it depends on where you want me to go, bro. I mean, in my 15 block radius, yes. If you want me to go outside of that, it's going to be touch and go from there. Really? Okay. Okay. No, I'm trying to think now. I could reasonably get somewhere, but I think it's like we talk about all the time. We're so Google Map brained that like it doesn't even occur to me to just go get on the train and go somewhere, even though I could in a

2:36.4

reasonable sense, some landmarks.

2:37.8

I think everyone... that like it doesn't even occur to me to just go get on the train and go somewhere even though

2:35.2

I could in a reasonable sense some landmarks I think every maybe once a week or maybe twice a

2:41.2

month something like that we'll start out slow twice a month you rip the condom off and you just

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