4.9 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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On today episode, Andy & DJ discuss ICE rolling Portland protester away on flatbed cart as Trump says city is burning to the ground, a bloody Mark Sanchez seen stumbling down Indianapolis sidewalk after being stabbed in fight with grease truck driver, and a brand new segment of AI or Nah.
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| 0:00.0 | What's sleeping on the floor? |
| 0:04.4 | Now my jury box froze. |
| 0:06.1 | Fuck a pole. |
| 0:06.9 | Fuck a stole. |
| 0:07.9 | Counted millions in a cold. |
| 0:09.4 | Bad bitch, booted swow. |
| 0:11.1 | Got her on bank row. |
| 0:12.8 | Can't fold. |
| 0:13.7 | Just a no headshot case closed. |
| 0:16.2 | Close. |
| 0:17.2 | What is up guys? |
| 0:17.8 | It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists. |
| 0:20.0 | Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome the motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. Cruise the internet. We're going to put topics on the screen. We're going to speculate on what's true. |
| 0:37.7 | We're going to make fun of people and have a couple laughs. Then talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in the world. All right? So we do have a fee for the show. The fee is very simple. Don't be a ho. Share the show. All right. shortest intro ever. That's how we like it. Yep. Bro, did you catch the UFC fights this past weekend? |
| 0:57.4 | Yeah, I couldn't avoid them. They were three feet away from my face. Yeah, bro, we got this new TV. I felt like I was right there. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's one of those Zuckerberg high deaths. Yeah, I don't know what I'm saying? Because he was like right there No we had it was a great weekend though man |
| 1:14.0 | It was absolutely great weekend |
| 1:15.3 | One of the best weekends I've had in a long time |
| 1:17.2 | Yeah |
| 1:17.6 | Like I definitely |
| 1:18.6 | Aside from all the cool shit |
| 1:19.9 | It was great great great great people |
| 1:24.1 | Yeah you know what I'm saying |
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