940. - Met Gala recap with Lynette Nylander

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Lynette Nylander, Harper’s BAZAAR Executive Digital Director, returns to chat with us about this year’s Met Gala. We discuss pornstar martinis, Lewis Hamilton letting his beard shine solo, Pete Davidson’s penis, the Bezos-Sanchez effect, Sabrina Carpenter’s Dior film-strip dress, the loser behavior of themes in general, Hunter Schafer stuns in Prada, Connor Storrie continuing to lap Lil Huddy in the blouse wars, why we’re seeing so many plastic molded chest pieces, Lynette asking why men love Dakota Johnson so much, Janelle Monáe in her e-waste bag, Chase Infiniti stunning in primary sequins, Troye’s Robert Mappletwink play, not speaking ill of Stevie Nicks despite her Babadook serve, Bad Bunny’s elder Mugatu strategy, Blue Ivy mogging her mom for the first time, Skepta’s fine ass covered in Love Island contestant tattoos, Rocky and Rih, and our best and worst looks of the night. instagram.com/lynettesaid twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	how long gone what's your fucking date of birth? A beautiful day in New York, Jason.
0:22.5	It's touching 80.
0:24.5	Fuck you.
0:25.7	This can be the shorts out here.
0:27.4	You know what I mean?
0:28.1	And they're not necessarily season jumping.
0:30.3	It feels appropriate.
0:31.4	I'm sure it'll be fleeting.
0:32.9	It's a bit fleeting, huh?
0:34.7	It's a bit fleeting, isn't it?
0:35.9	Okay.
0:36.3	Well, I went from raining in Paris to gloomy in London, but it's dry. I mean, any dry I can deal with. Also, London gloomy is how God intended. You know what I mean? That's sort of, it's not what we like necessarily, but that is what they've been blessed with historically. It's a base level.
0:54.8	Just something light.
0:55.6	Just a little base level.
0:56.9	You know what I'm saying?
0:57.4	Yeah.
0:57.9	We did last night in Paris.
1:00.6	We rode the bike over to the Eiffel Tower.
1:04.1	Check that thing out.
1:06.0	They light it up at night and they do a laser show.
1:08.4	Nobody cares about it until the light until it lights with
1:11.1	like the little lasers you really did this uh-huh wow man that's worse than jimmy butler
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