94: With Harley Morenstein

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to the official podcast for the biggest boys, the gnarliest of men, the daintyest of women,
0:08.1	the flashiest of dancers, the hottest of hits, the toppingest of charts, and the number one people
0:14.8	that you know and love because there's four men followed by an even bigger scarier man.
0:21.0	Because today we have our normal hosts, myself, Jackson, Kaya and Charlie, and joining us is a man
0:29.1	who's made an entire career out of going, look at the big manly things I can do. Mr. Harley
0:34.4	Mornstein, Mr. Harley, why don't you please give him a brief rundown for the, I don't know, like
0:38.8	four people who don't know what you've been and done. You want to hold them? Sure, I'm Harley Mornstein.
0:45.6	I'm from video game high school. I'm the dean in that. I'm also the sauce boss from Epic Meal Time,
0:54.9	the Jeff Goldblum of Jamaican jerk chicken, the grocery store gynecologist, the supermarket super
1:00.4	intending, the Tachala of tacos, the beaver of beaver. I could go to meet, but I'm just going to leave
1:07.0	it right there. I get those, they have written down down, a nun written down, but like 5,000 off the
1:11.7	top of the dome ready to go. Literally only for for moments exactly like this where they're like,
1:17.6	oh, Harley, tell us what you do. That's it. We're gonna, I'm gonna stop it right there. Thanks for
1:22.7	having me by the way. For sure, man. Yeah, I wanted that list to keep going, man. I wish they
1:28.4	didn't interrupt you. I wanted to see how deep you could go through the fucking alphabet. Chuck
1:32.2	Norris, the chicken nuggets, Schwarzenegger of Shawarma. Maybe a feral of flavor. Hit this within
1:41.1	obscure one. I have no one's gonna know the Duke of dip. No, there's no list. There's no written list.
1:47.5	I mean, I'll be honest, you catch me when I stream live, they just come off the top. They're
1:53.2	right there ready to go. I got them in my pocket ever ever since this YouTube, this whole YouTube
1:58.3	gig, my brain has been filled up with the stupidest, most useless information. Like this. Other
2:06.4	other YouTubers faces, even is a big one in my in my brain, but you just remember their faces.
2:12.6	Their faces and names and like matching them up together, like that's that's something there.
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