94: The Prophecy 3: The Ascent

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2017

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah tackle the last of the first three movies in the Prophecy trilogy, the third one. And as near as we can tell, the plot of this one is simply that people and/or angels are movies towards and/or away from one another.

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0:07.0	Yeah, that photo.
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0:38.0	They keep doing that.
0:39.0	She doesn't know what the fuck.
0:40.0	She's clearly like, we're bird flying or like,
0:43.4	sand is sandy.
0:46.4	Like that's, you can see what's going through it.
0:48.2	It has nothing to do with what's happening on screen.
0:50.2	Cuts of her at the craft services table,
0:52.4	hi, we make a movie.
0:54.0	Yay!
0:58.0	So, okay, so...
0:59.0	I get to have as much as I want.
1:01.0	They say there's no limit, you could just take it. It's free.
1:07.1	God awful movie movie. Welcome back to the gam cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
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