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Lateral with Tom Scott

94: The empty pizza box

Lateral with Tom Scott

Lateral with Tom Scott

Leisure, Comedy, Games, Education

4.9736 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hank Green, Ceri Riley and Daniel Peake face questions about practical pencils, pyromaniac profiteers and prodigious protoplasm. LATERAL is a comedy panel game podcast about weird questions with wonderful answers, hosted by Tom Scott. For business enquiries, contestant appearances or question submissions, visit https://lateralcast.com. Join the Producer's Club via https://members.lateralcast.com for ad-free episodes and bonus content. HOST: Tom Scott. QUESTION PRODUCER: David Bodycombe. EDITED BY: Julie Hassett at The Podcast Studios, Dublin. MUSIC: Karl-Ola Kjellholm ('Private Detective'/'Agrumes'), ELFL ('Neon Raceway') courtesy of epidemicsound.com. ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS: Harry, Alex Rinehart, Tom & Gemma, Lembit, Shiloh. FORMAT: Pad 26 Limited/Labyrinth Games Ltd. EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: David Bodycombe and Tom Scott. © Pad 26 Limited (https://www.pad26.com) / Labyrinth Games Ltd. 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What is the largest biological cell that most people will see on a regular basis?

0:05.8

The answer to that at the end of the show. My name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral.

0:14.6

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0:24.1

For the Wacky Wombat podcast, press 1.

0:27.4

For That's My Pickle, press 2.

0:29.9

For lateral, press 3.

0:30.8

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0:33.7

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0:41.3

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0:44.3

For weird guests, press 1.

0:46.3

For clever guests, press 2.

0:49.3

For hairy guests, you have selected 2.

0:53.3

And the first of those guests is from the SciShow Tangents Podcasts and many other things besides. Please welcome Hank Green. Hello! Welcome to your first play on Lateral. How are you doing today? What else is going on in your world at the moment? Because I, like, I said SciShow Tangents. There's a lot.

1:14.2

Yeah, there's plenty. There's always plenty. I actually right now I'm doing a bunch of research on, I don't know if you've heard of the Newgate jail experiments where they, the first people

1:20.3

to get smallpox vaccines. So I've got deep into the weeds on these six people who were the

1:25.3

first people to get inoculate, not a vaccine, but to get

1:28.8

very elated with smallpox. And they're a bunch of weirdos. They're all like mostly teenagers.

1:36.0

There's, I think there was, well, I think there's seven of them. There's, there's, but one of them

1:39.9

turned out that he had had smallpox before. And he cheated his way to the trial because he,

1:45.0

you got a pardon in exchange for doing this medical experiment on you. But that's one of the things.

1:49.9

And I'm doing research on that because I'm working on a book about cancer. And I also wanted to,

1:55.2

since one of the big things about cancer is, is being involved in medical trials. I went into

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