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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#94: The Cowman Of Copalis Beach - Part 2

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Lovelandfrogmen, Paranormalphenomenon, Monster, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Cryptid, Theoccult, Cryptozoology, Unsolvedmysteries, Comedy, Ufology, Podcast

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Following his son being chased down and attacked by a massive furry fiend in a field just outside their remote and heavily forested Copalis Beach home, Jon, a husband and father of two, had two burdens weighing heavily on his mind; first and foremost how could he protect his family from this monstrous threat, and the second; how could he explain to them that the creature stalking their family was no mere animal, but something straight out of ancient lore.

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0:00.0

I'm going to Oh, Hello and I'm Mark stores with me as always is. Wow! And I'm Mark Stors with me as always is. Kowals!

0:42.9

Rob Morphe!

0:43.9

Thank y'all so very much for joining us before we get started with this week's episode

0:47.8

which is going to be part two of the cow men of Copphalis Beach.

0:52.0

Well first off, it's the cow man. It's not men or is it men? I don't know. Is there more than one? There might be. There are some theories that indicate maybe so maybe you accidentally foreshadowed but actually you just read it incorrectly

1:06.7

gotcha yeah so before we get started with the cow man episode we're gonna give a

1:11.3

shout out to our buddy Noah Capidocia and

1:13.4

dupe diley over at NC Leatherworks. He sent us some super awesome gifts.

1:17.2

So fucking cool it's unbelievable. We got these cool they're hand stitcheditched, hand-stamped,

1:25.0

completely hand-crafted, leather wall.

1:27.0

He murdered the cows himself in the night in front of their children.

1:31.0

I might be making that part up.

1:32.0

I mean, that's a declaration right there.

1:34.8

That was a little harder than I meant.

1:35.8

Mail order sweet, fresh. Flesh. Flesh.

1:39.6

I mean it's leather. We can't guarantee. Listen all we know is leather. We don't know if it's cow leather.

1:44.6

Oh, I'm just saying.

1:45.7

Do we get human leather wallets?

1:47.3

I really hope so.

1:48.3

That'd be dope.

1:49.3

First off Slayer writing a song immediately.

1:52.1

But all right, all my fucking filthy fucking filthy aside no that's the deal it is the

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