Hello and welcome to the very 94th Shut Up and Sit Down podcast, the podcast that is all about board games and the people who love them. I'm one such person who loves them. My name's Matt Lees, joined as ever by Quentin Smith.

Hello, Matt Lees.

And for the first time, you may have bumped into her on streams or our reviews online.

It's our intern, Kylie Rowe.

Hello.

How you doing, Kylie?

I'm good, thank you.

I've been meaning to do this, but now we're finally on an audio medium. Kylie, who is from the north of England, if you could just open that up and read what it says on the piece of paper, that would be great.

You know nothing, Matt Lee's.

That's great.

I think you've just gone against our bullying contract for both of us at the same time.

So I haven't actually passed around that documentation yet, but I will be doing.

And I will be expecting a resignation letter by the end of the day.

I mean, we've had Kylie, like you say, on the streaming review,

I was expecting more people to be excited that she's from the north of England.

I'm from the north of England as well, you know.

But she's properly from the north.

You know, Matt's from the Midlands.

Cheshire is not the Midlands.

See, this is the nonsense thing about the UK.

It's like, it doesn't matter how far from the north.

Someone from Scotland here, they'd be like, you're not from the north.

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