Hello and welcome to the very 94th Shut Up and Sit Down podcast. The podcast that is

all about board games and the people who love them. I'm one such person who loves them,

my name is Matt Lee's joined as ever by Quentin Smith. Hello, Matt Lee's. And for the

first time, you may have bumped into her on streams or our reviews online. It's our

intern Kylie Row. Hello. How you doing, Kylie? I'm good, thank you. I've been

me to do this, but now we're finally on an audio medium. Kylie, who is from the north

of England, if you could just open that up and read what it says on the piece of paper,

that would be great. You know nothing, Matt Lee's. That's great. I think you've just gone

against our bullying contract for both of us at the same time. So I haven't actually

passed around that documentation yet, but I will be doing. And I will be expecting your

resignation letter by the end of the day. I mean, we've had Kylie, like you say on the

stream, I was expecting more people to be excited that she's from the north of England.

I'm from the north of England as well, you know, but she's properly from the north.

You know, Matt, Matt's from the Midlands. Oh, oh, she's not the Midlands. That's the

thing. This is the nonsense thing about the UK. It's like, doesn't matter how far from

the north, we have someone from Scotland here. They'll be like, you're not from the north.

Yeah. It's like, I think it's from Greenland then as well. It never ends. I would definitely

listen to a podcast of you two arguing about whether Matt is from the north or not. Why

are people from the north proud of being in from the north? I guess you have to be because

it's just not as good as the south in many regards, but then you kind of can't admit that.

I mean, I always enjoy when you're like driving on the motorway and you're just heading

to the north. Yeah, it's crazy that the sign say that like something out of Lord of the

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