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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real. Enjoy the show!
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your new host, Sarah Maher.
0:37.0	If you've never listened before, that's okay. You are doing great. Thank you. Sorry, keep going.
0:43.0	Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna go back a little bit. I'm your new host, Sarah Maher. If you've never listened before, that's okay.
0:51.0	I'm your new host, Sarah Maher. If you've never listened to the... Oh, you know what? I have terrible handwriting, so I couldn't read. Listen, that's something.
0:58.0	Terrible, that's beautiful. You can hear me, that's like calligraphy. That's amazing. Yeah.
1:03.0	Okay, okay. I'm gonna go back.
1:06.0	Okay, okay. I'm your new host, Sarah Maher. If you've never listened to the... Oh, you know what? I have terrible handwriting, so I couldn't read. Listen, that's something.
1:15.0	Terrible, that's beautiful. Are you kidding me? That's like calligraphy. That's amazing. Yeah.
1:20.0	Okay. Like, please, right? You know, next year, for my birthday invitation, please write. You know. I'll do that.
1:25.0	He's right, yeah. Wait, let me read that. Okay, let's take it back. Ready?
1:30.0	Okay, I'm your new host. I am so excited to be on this podcast now. This is so fun.
1:33.0	This is a good idea. Okay, we gotta get through this. I'm your new host, Sarah Maher.
1:38.0	If you've never listened before, that's okay. Neither have I. But apparently, my new friend, the talking beger, can explain the rest.
1:45.0	Yeah, I'm a shapeshifter. Not just a talking beger, but for you, I'll put that aside.
1:50.0	But yeah, I will. We'll pick up from there. So about a week ago, Sarah fell into... I don't know if she fell into a magical portal.
1:58.0	If you just think you're just transferred here through magic.
2:01.0	Dude, I just showed... Yeah. Into the fantastical land of Foon.
2:06.0	And Ardie's equipment is still here to not leave with him wherever he went.
2:10.0	But Sarah's hosting a weekly podcast from the Vermilion Minotaur in the land of Hogg Space in the world of Foon. So welcome.
2:19.0	Thanks. And I've been to be perfectly honest. If it's a weekly podcast, great. I hope this is, you know, I hope I'm not here forever.
2:26.0	Because, you know, I got to get back to Earth. But let's just keep doing this thing. And maybe it'll reach somebody.
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