It's the morning show that no one knows I know one is talking about I said no one is talking about

But if they did they'd probably say it's the best way to start today with Rachel and Dave

You know what I can't control the universe just do you want to go out and come back in?

Oh you want me to leave and then come back? Yeah, no one can hear it.

I'm gonna lie. Geez. Facebook. I'm gonna lie. I'm gonna lie. I'm gonna lie. I'm just gonna lie.

Instagram's where it's at. It's better picture quality. It's funer filters. It's the comments don't block the thing with color.

Like there's a lot of things you know. Facebook's back. Hi everybody.

Hey, welcome back. We weren't talking about you. Facebook. We're talking about you. Facebook. We're not. You're owned by the same company.

It's just subsidiary. It's fun. It might be my phone. Maybe I dropped it in the water or something. I don't know.

Well now nothing. Okay, we got 15 people watching. So let's see. Hey Facebook, we need you to let us know if you can hear us.

Can you hear me? Yes. Sound is on now. Mama. Can you hear me? That was funny. Just so kidding. I think that's hilarious.

I know. I know. It's so funny. You're hilarious. So it took Jackson to get donuts this morning for his birthday

and then I made him take like 10 pictures, including a Polaroid because I have that Polaroid of like all of our kids at this little cute little donut shop.

Did you get a donut? No. Who do you think I am? Just checking. What is this 2008 Rachel eating a donut without consciousness or thought?

I am. I'm very intentional about when I'm going to have my donut. I am the worst at permission to deviate from eating plan on special occasion.

I were taking Jackson to get donuts this morning. There'd be an apple fritter in my bed. Well, here's the thing.

It's a special occasion because I'm making his for a specific dinner, sweetie family dinner on your birthday.

And so I'm making a whole big spaghetti dinner and there's going to be garlic bread and cake and what that's when I'm going to eat.

Get it. The thing that people do that throws off us all over the place is we say, oh, I'm going to do this thing later today.

That means the entire day. Oh, yeah. No, I'm going to I'm going to the wheels come off the bus. The bus flows into the ditch.

You have one. The ditch starts to fire. The fire creates a wow. The whole thing is just like a district of balloons and I like I go.

All right. It's so rough the way. Last night we were going to bed. I was like, I'm so I was so sad.

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