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94: My Tinder Date Ate Grass - The Gus & Eddy Podcast

The Gus & Eddy Podcast

Gus & Eddy

Comedy

4.92.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, it is Monday, November 2nd, 2020.

0:07.0

I just realized people are going to be listening to this, you know, like five years later.

0:11.0

Listen guys, tomorrow is a big day and we are not going to talk about anything having to do with the election or anything after,

0:21.0

because not only are we not equipped for it, but I don't, I can't take it.

0:26.0

So we don't have it in me.

0:29.0

Yeah, so Gus and I talking about it, we're just going to have, I'd say the most classic, just fun episode.

0:36.0

So even if you're listening to this, I think this video is going to go up Wednesday.

0:40.0

So no matter what's happening, let this be your little fun, like, oasis in the desert.

0:46.0

It's a little, it's a little mirage of me and Gus chatting in the desert while everything is around this system.

0:53.0

Picture yourself, you're drowning, or sorry, what's the opposite of that?

0:58.0

You're dying of thirst in the desert.

1:00.0

You're falling.

1:01.0

You're just saying you're drowning in the desert.

1:03.0

You're drowning in the desert, you're choking down sand, alright?

1:06.0

And you get over a dude and you look and you see some wavy lines and it's just me and Eddie sitting out there and a Hawaiian shirt saying,

1:13.0

hey, you think you could beat this shit out of like a fourth grade child or something?

1:18.0

That's you baby, oasis.

1:20.0

That's how you die.

1:21.0

And when you die during the Gus Nadi Desert Mirage, you choke on ice.

1:25.0

So it's like you have some water for the first time you think, but then you can't beat it.

1:30.0

If you got, if you die in the Gus Nadi Desert Mirage, you die in real life.

1:35.0

Oh shit.

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