94: House Hunters 2021, Sports Clips vs Great Clips, & Dramatic Reading

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Real-ters," not "real-ah-tors"... are they needed in 2021? Trey and Jake give a House Hunters 2021 parody. Jake explains his experience at Sports Clips. Trey reads a Facebook post that seems to dragon and on.

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0:00.0	My name is Chas. I'm a stay-at-home truck driver and my budget is $1.3 million.
0:05.0	Ah-hmm.
0:06.0	Amazing, Chaz. We have some beautiful homes for you.
0:09.0	Right here we have option one, option two, and option three.
0:13.0	So tell me, Chaz, what will it be?
0:16.0	You know, I think I'm going to go with option one.
0:19.0	Great choice, Chas. I love the open concept, but I just got word that option one sold in the last three seconds you
0:23.9	know got to be quick in today's market so two or three okay uh well it's a
0:28.9	little out of my budget but I think I'm gonna go with option three can't go wrong
0:31.9	but I did just get word someone's offered 150 over all cash so can you meet meet that or? All right then. Cool. Well,
0:40.4	might just rant for another year or sleep in my truck and go from there. Househunter's 2021.
0:46.6	Number one, it's Realtor, not Realtor. Okay. I can't believe. I'm not he'll say in that. Number two.
0:53.6	Realtors, we love you.
0:55.7	Thank you.
0:56.3	But, um, if you're, if you're helping someone sell a house right now, you, you're a
1:03.7	real litter because it's not real.
1:06.2	And yeah, I mean, it seems like a license to steal right now.
1:08.9	If you have your, your realtor's license, I mean, just, you're just taking money from people. Yeah. I mean, it seems like a license to steal right now. If you have your realtor's license, I mean, just,
1:12.2	you're just taking money from people.
1:14.0	Yeah, I mean, I understand.
1:15.2	How would someone buy right now as I get stressful?
1:17.4	But like, what's the point of selling right now?
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