94: Ex-Girlfriends

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2014

⏱️ 53 minutes

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In this episode we discuss weddings, parties, and inventions.
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0:00.0	Sometimes you're in a sticky situation and die straight.
0:06.0	I am blazed high snow and gone.
0:08.0	I'm gonna be a little straight.
0:10.0	If I were you, here's what I would do.
0:13.0	Go to Starbucks in a muck, then I'd tie the news.
0:17.0	Advice podcast with some nerdy juice fake nags.
0:21.0	Make it so you don't know who's who.
0:23.0	Ask them a question and they'll answer any sitch.
0:26.0	Even if I'm near strong, you can ask the pinch.
0:29.0	Pinch a nipple, punch a cripple, email if you're in a pickle.
0:33.0	Mom turned off the podcast while I say that pussy trickle.
0:36.0	Cause I'm here to seize the cheese and trust me.
0:40.0	That was the first time that I sneezed.
0:42.0	This advice is what they say and they believe in if you can't handle,
0:46.0	be inputting, but ask you should leave.
0:49.0	And fuck the fucking beats.
0:52.0	Shit ass.
0:53.0	Put it back in place.
0:54.0	Okay.
0:55.0	It's on a joke.
0:56.0	That's good.
0:57.0	It's called Jokey Joe.
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