I made a breakthrough this week, Brad.

I have a new way to find love, not just for me,

for everyone, like a new compatibility test.

I came up with it accidentally with our friend Luke,

Aaron Bolleen's sister's boyfriend.

Okay, yeah, that's him.

We were talking and basically what I came up with

is there's a lot of, oh, I'm a ESTJ,

I'm an any gram seven wing six, I'm a golden retriever,

I'm looking for an otter, not anymore.

It's gonna all be solved through Microsoft Office.

I love it already.

You got three options.

Paint.

No, yeah, DOS prompt, bring down the toolbar.

No, are you a word, PowerPoint or Excel guy,

and are you looking for like a word, PowerPoint or Excel girl?

Okay, I think each of them have their own shrinks,

like Excel is like Taipei, like very regimented,

analytical, PowerPoints, kind of fun, kind of zane.

Ooh, yeah, you can transition.

Yeah, the WUSH.

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