94. Dieting

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it. 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Dieting #TacoBell #Fitness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm not going to change a thing, and I better see some changes.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the episode of I Never Like to the Materieland Nick Smith, and today we are talking diet.
0:10.0	Specifically Matthew's diet. No, specifically yours.
0:15.0	I have a great diet. You do? Yes. Okay. I just had a banana. What did you have? What did you have? Popcorn.
0:24.1	And according to my coach, Skinny Pop is a great snack. Your what? My coach? What? My fitness coach?
0:31.3	What? You know I have a fitness coach. What is this? You're making all this up by myself?
0:38.3	What? Making what up? I don't even know what you're talking. You have a coach?
0:42.3	A fitness coach. What does that even mean? They do give me nutrition. They give me my meal plan. They give me my workout plans. We have meetings to talk about body composition and health and all that stuff. What? You know this. Why are you acting surprised? I know you have a trainer. It's the same thing, basically. Oh, he's your coach? I have a coach who does that, and then I work with Damon at Equinox. Right. Who, like, will help me with the workouts and stuff. So, Damon basically teaches me how to do that because I don't know how to do it off the app.
1:12.2	And Damon's amazing, by the way.
1:14.1	So the coach.
1:17.3	Nutrition and workouts.
1:20.0	Should I have a coach?
1:21.8	You would be an awful client.
1:23.3	Why?
1:24.0	Because you were arguing with my sister, who is a coach yesterday, implying that you knew more about nutrition and food than she does.
1:31.9	We were having a friendly back and forth.
1:35.3	No, she was, you asked for advice.
1:37.1	She gave you advice.
1:38.5	And then you yelled at her for the advice that she gave you there.
1:41.7	You called her and put her on the phone with me and said, give Nick advice.
1:46.1	No.
1:46.6	I didn't ask for advice.
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