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How Long Gone

938. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today: we originally had a guest booked who canceled, so ignore us introducing them in the intro. We chat about hotel room bathtubs, Chris returning to the Minneapolis airport chiropractor, 2 Chainz and his ten-year-old son podcasting about strip clubs, the Latinas vs. Snowbunnies pool party in Orange County, Erika Kirk dressing like sober Eminem, the Mount Rushmore of faerie musicians, non-binary instruments, clips and clipping, whether ads need trailers, whether tours need save-the-dates a year in advance, Zach Galifianakis’s gardening show, and the Lena Dunham book tour. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

How long gone?

0:19.0

It's a gray Thursday here in Manhattan, them jeans.

0:23.3

How's it going on your side, bro?

0:24.9

Super sunny, super sunny.

0:26.5

But I do leave tomorrow to visit three gray cities.

0:30.3

So I got a week and a half or so of sun-free living.

0:35.5

Do you have to fish a light jacket out of the garage? How dire is it? No, it's not dire at all. No dire. It's more of just a bummer how, you know, it's 76 and sunny here. And then, you know, going to go to Paris and London and New York for a little bit of rain, cold, and then rain again. Yeah, it's not going to be great i mean it's it's

0:54.6

fine it's fine though it's not that cold i'm going to be spending my whole time in a hotel so it doesn't

0:59.9

matter that that's exactly what i want to do so i totally understand where you are you never get sick

1:05.9

of being in the hotel do you i mean i like to go to restaurants and maybe check out a museum a gallery or a

1:11.7

store and catch up with some friends over a you know coffee or whatever but i mean yeah

1:16.0

for the i mean obviously i mean you know not every like last i went to minneapolis for the night

1:21.7

yesterday it was the only night i could see the wax hatchie m j linderman tour so i just went and i

1:27.4

stayed at the hotel that

1:28.3

was closest to the theater. And let this, I wouldn't want to, I didn't want to be there. You know what I mean? I didn't know. That hotel, you know, it was meant for just sleeping. Let's say, there's no hanging out. There's no spa. But nowadays, that's a rarity for you, right? I mean, yeah

1:44.7

Where you're slumming it

1:45.9

Yeah, I don't, I mean

1:46.8

I mean I don, where you're slumming it.

1:45.9

Yeah, I don't, I mean, I mean, I don't slum it. And I know that you're a little more. See, you, you, you, I actually, if I'm, are you more of a slum lord or less of a slum lord? I'm more of a slum. I don't, if I'm alone, I don't really care. That's right. You do kind of slum don't you little ratty ass musty yeah if Alex is with me it's different because we got to

2:03.3

you know got to have a nice row we got to really care. Oh, that's right. You do kind of slum, don't you little ratty ass, musty.

2:15.8

If Alex is with me, it's different because we got to, you know, got to have a nice row. We got to pamper. Got to have a tub. But if I'm going to see my friends, you know, if I'm going to Minneapolis tonight to see some friends and watch them play, I'm going to be in the hotel room just as what am I going to do? Why am I going to pay four seasons prices when I don't

2:17.7

need it? It just doesn't, it's actually

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