4.9 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 104 minutes
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On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss legacy media being slammed for avoiding the brutal murder of the Ukrainian woman by a career criminal on an NC train, the California Professor indicted for assaulting federal agents during a marijuana farm raid, and Phillies Karen, who demanded the ball back after the home run ball.
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| 0:00.0 | What's sleeping on the floor? Now my jury box froze. Fuck a bowl. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swow. Got her on bankro. Can't fold. Does a no headshot case closed. Clow. What is up guys? It's Andy Purcellan. This is the show for the realists. Take about about it the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome the motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what CTI means it means cruise the internet is we're gonna put some stuff on the screen here we're gonna talk a lot of shit and then we're gonna talk about how we the people got to solve the problems that are |
| 0:41.4 | going on in society let's just get into it man we got a fee the fee is very simple share the show |
| 0:47.8 | don't be a ho share the show yeah that's it all right so what's up? Hey, nothing. 36 seconds. |
| 0:54.8 | That's a new record for you, isn't it? |
| 0:56.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.7 | It is. |
| 1:02.5 | What's going on, man? |
| 1:07.2 | Nothing. |
| 1:10.5 | Welcome to another episode of DJ laughing at his own jokes |
| 1:15.7 | oh shit oh man I'm sorry I got to collect myself |
| 1:20.4 | I've been cooped up man that's all it is |
| 1:22.3 | yeah I just have been cooped up bro my first time out the house in a minute |
| 1:26.0 | you know. |
| 1:28.9 | What's been going on there? |
| 1:29.8 | Not much, man. |
| 1:42.0 | Everything's good, man. Everything's good, man. How's a baby? Baby's good. Still black? Is she, uh, is she making a lot of noise and shit? Oh, yeah. She loud? Yeah. She shits herself, bro. Yeah. Oh. Oh. |
| 1:44.8 | Okay. |
| 1:45.7 | Okay. |
| 1:47.0 | I walk right into that one. |
| 1:47.8 | I see what you did there. |
| 2:00.9 | Yeah. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. I walk right into that one. I see what you did there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. You know, it's funny. Babies are like old people, bro. Like, they lose their bowels. They just shit all of themselves all the time. And they, you know, don't remember when the last time they ate, |
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