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933. BeansTalk: 001 (November 7, 2025)

Small Beans

Small Beans

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Adam, Michael, and Abe embark with you, the King Among Beans. Our KABs. Our little kabbies. This new show features nothing in particular at all. If you’ve been waiting to hear our three hosts unleashed, this is the pod for you. The show about nothing! That’s not taken, right? This pilot episode is available for free on all feeds, but from here on in… Shh, this is going to be our little secret. :winky-face: :youandmeandacanofbeans::hotbeanaction: Find the rest of this podcast at patreon.com/SmallBeans and subscribe to our King Among Beans tier.

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0:00.0

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

0:07.0

Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.

0:13.0

The chances, the changes are all ours to mock.

0:19.0

The part of your life is in this being stock i wish i had the same medium

0:28.8

close-up as you guys have instead of this ridiculous high angle oh that's another thing is we

0:34.9

could video it we could video this i was just on even more news. They released the video of it. I'd have to tuck my wiener away when we talk, which I don't prefer. Well, it's not go crazy. Okay, then we won't hear it. Then we won't hear it. That's a deal breaker. All right. Yeah. But, oh, and or we could get a, those are the other, what did you guys think about that?

0:58.7

I was thinking we could get a voicemail box where people could leave us audio clips.

1:02.8

Oh, man.

1:03.3

We could get a PO box where we can get sent bullshit.

1:06.1

Yeah.

1:06.6

I like audio questions.

1:08.7

That's a pretty podcast statement. But you're right. They could just do it on Discord as an MP3, but they won't. I would accept it either way. Yeah. You know, I wouldn't even give preferential treatment. If I get an audio clip asking a question, I'm answering that shit. Yeah. Nice. You know, unless it's rude. But there needs to be pressing it. There needs to be like, someone needs to break, be the first. Nice. Unless it's rude. But there needs to be precedent. There needs to be like someone needs to break, be the first. Right. Because our audience is a bunch of cowards. Yeah. And they're not going to do it unless someone does it. I forgot how much trolling we cut out of our normal podcasts. They finally paid enough for us to tell them how we really feel.

1:45.1

The dastards, the coward.

1:47.0

You're in the in-group.

1:50.2

Except this is the free feed sample episode.

1:54.5

You pieces of paying shit.

1:58.9

You're like a sh're like a turd

2:01.0

with $15 in it

2:02.6

just rolled

2:03.9

I have to dig through it

2:04.7

money please

2:06.5

oh boy

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